Explanation

My name is Mitchell Nelson. I call myself me, but you can call me Mitchell. This is my blog, and as you can see, it is called "Controlled Disorder." Those two words put together in this way create what is commonly called an oxi-moron, which means that one contradicts the other. Disorder is a thing that can't be controlled.
However, controlling disorder is what I'm going to attempt to do. My brain (and yours) is filled to the brim with disorder, because it's fully impossible to organize my thoughts. Thoughts can't be organized. And thus, I created a blog so that I could put my chaotic thoughts onto the Internet. Once in writing, they can be organized. That's the idea, anyway. We'll see if it works.
This is the end of today's post. The interesting things begin next time I post, be that tomorrow or six years from now.
Goodbye, valiant reader,
Mitchell